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Chantel
Status: Offline
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Female
19 years old
, NY
United States
Last login:
26th Apr 08
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| My Personal Info |
| Age: |
19 |
| Gender: |
Female |
| City: | | | State: | NY |
| Country: |
United States |
| Orientation: |
Bi |
| Status: |
Single |
| Here for: |
Dating, Relationships, Friends, Networking |
| Height: |
5'3" |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Birthday: |
Dec 13 |
| Zodiac Sign: |
Sagittarius |
| Smoke / Drink: |
Occasionally / Yes |
| My Splash Space |
"True friendship is when two friends
can walk in opposite directions,
yet remain side by side."
"I have to remind myself that some birds
aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers
are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to
lock them up does rejoice. But still, the
place you live in is that much more gray &
empty that they're gone.
I guess I just miss my friend."
♥ jeremy james gray, i miss you.
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| About Me |
"& there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me;
who just don't give a fuck like me,
who dress like me;
walk, talk & act like me,
& just might be the next best thing
but not quite me!"
LOVE ME OR HATE ME;
IT'S STILL AN OBSESSION.
ladies and gentlemen;
can i please have your attention:
i have just been handed an urgent
and horrifying news story.
i need all of you
to stop what you are doing,
and LISTEN:
CANNONBALL!!!!!
if you don't like anchorman,
you won't like me.
and that is a scientific fact.
i'm mostly a lesbian.
i like boyish girls.
& there is this one girl at fm who's really cute.
but i don't know her name.
what is it?
lan... lanolin? like,
like sheep's wool?
you've probably seen me around;
i work at hot topic in the wilton mall
and at nathan littauer hospital.
i go to good ol' FMCC-
home of fulton county's finest.
judge me and i'll prove you wrong.
tell me what to do, and i'll tell you off.
i like to start a fire in someone's kitchen,
maybe go to seaworld; take my pants off.
i'm known for my signature catchphrase,
"whammy!"
call me a bitch and i'll show you one.
i'm in no way independent.
i'm what some people call a grammar nazi.
if you don't want me to correct your grammar,
i suggest you don't make any goddamn mistakes.
simple as that.
you can always tell who i have a crush on
because i'll have their sn set on "alert"
on AIM for when they get online and come back from away.
as if i'm actually going to IM them each time,
but usually never do.
people tend to like me because i am polite,
and am rarely late. i like to eat ice cream,
and i really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.
on accident, i met my biological father for
the first time on february 16, 2008.
he was just as much of an asshole as i had expected.
but, he did tell me that he loves me, and
he actually hugged me. i'm not gonna lie;
that filled a void in my life-
a void that i didn't even realize existed.
i have two tattoos and ten piercings.
i don't have nearly enough tattoos.
i want to be a tattoo artist.
but, i'm going to school to be an anesthesiologist.
i bet 3/4 of you can't spell that without looking.
jesse (a phlebotemist at nlh) happens to be in the
1/4 percentile who've read this who can spell it.
fuck me over, and i'll do you twice as bad.
i'm no good at making new friends.
because a) i'm overly shy.
and b) i'm quick to judge.
i know what an otorhinolarygologist is.
without looking it up.
jesse also knows what an otorhinolaryngologist is.
without looking it up.
he felt compelled to tell me that.
so, i had to publish it. =]
looks like i've got some competition here at nlh.
i'm not gonna lie; i'm a bitch.
but, i'm also really nice. =]
i'm difficult to get to know.
i don't even know me.
i will take your mother dorothy mantooth
out for a nice seafood dinner, and then
never call her again.
i love atreyu.
i have "live love burn die" tattooed on my back.
i'm confident; not cocky.
you woke the bears;
why did you do that?!
i'm willing to do anything to lose weight.
except excersize all the time.
or at all for that matter.
it's so damn hot; milk was a bad choice.
i'm addicted to 'thinspiration'
both videos & songs.
i'm contradictory.
i love anchorman.
i'm a hypocrit.
i hate that not one fucking day passes
that i don't hear at least one damn reference to myspace.
but i sign in at least four times a day.
it's getting to be rigoddamndiculous.
i'm boring.
i'm not exactly the life of the party.
i do, however, like to be shown a good time.
since the moment i laid eyes on her,
kristin reusch has had my heart.
i want to shout it from on top of a mountain.
but. she doesn't fucking care.
she kind of did for a little while.
and i don't fucking know what happened.
"from the moment we met
we knew that moment was meant
for somebody else.
there was just that something missing.
but there's always something missing."
i don't like when people swear a lot.
i can't go 15 minutes without saying
fuck, shit, dick, bitch, damn, motherfucker,
goddamn, goddammit, jesusfuckingchrist, etc.
i'm unconversational.
i love family guy.
i'm blunt.
i'm brutally honest.
did i mention i love anchorman?
i probably know it better than you do.
if you don't want the truth,
then don't fucking ask me anything.
the only person i trust is sara alicia hammons.
she also knows what an otorhinolarygologist is.
without looking it up.
she's my biffle.
my bff&a.
my other half.
my life support.
my favorite.
& in no way is that depressing.
you stay classy, san diego.
and thanks for stopping by.
but mainly, stay classy.
thanks for stopping by.
stayclassy. |
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